Mother Paris

Some clearly insane Indian movie director is hoping to get Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa in his film, claiming that Paris' and Teresa's facial features are a close match.

Frankly, this is way more offensive than any Danish Muslim cartoon, I'll tell you what. And I'm not even Catholic--I'm just not a whore. And as a non-whore, I'm totally offended by the fact that this director would seek out the sluttiest of the slutties to play the biggest non-whore in history.

Now, I totally know how all those Mexicans felt about JLO playing Selena.

Here's my favorite part of the article, where they sum up Paris' filmic "experience":

The 54-year-old director is well-known in India for his Malayalam-language films, including "Janani" (Mother) -- the story of seven nuns who care for an abandoned baby, which won a national award.

Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films.

The blond socialite, who is often the focus of US celebrity gossip columns, also starred in the US reality television show "The Simple Life".